Its Time for a New World Ruled by Kids

It is time for kids to rebel against adults, and form our own world…

One reason is that for thousands of years, kids have been bossed around and tormented like we are useless. Imagine no more being bossed around. But bossing THEM around to make them suffer for what they have done! You will be in control of your actions, not them. You will decide how much sugar you have, not them. And YOU will decide how much video gaming time you get, NOT THEM!!!

The second point I would like to make is that we can live on our own at 10 years old. We only need you adults for early years. At 10, you can get a job. (When we take over that is) And believe it or not, we CAN handle weapons and knifes.

I hope this post will allow kids from all around the world to start rebelling against their parents!(This is a fictional post!!! Kids. DO NOT REBEL AGAINST YOUR PARENTS!!!!!)

My Favorite Pet

Katie is my favorite dog EVER!!! Although me and my family loved her, we also hated her. She would eat chocolate cake, matches, and wood that was STILL burning!!! Of course, she threw up all over the place, but that didn’t stop her from being naughty all the time!

Whenever Katie threw up, it smelled HORRIBLE!!! It smelled like vomit, blended with someone else’s vomit, frozen into a solid, put in a rotting bathroom, and then liquefied again. So… yea, it smelled horrible!

My family and I would have a competition to decide who gets to pick up the dog’s vomit: Rock Paper Scissors. I know it seems silly, but it is actually a good quick way to decide who does what. When I lost, and had to go pick up the god for saken vomit, I could have sworn it was breathing. And if that wasn’t enough, when the paper towel touched the breathing vomit, it exploded on my cloths and part on my chin, which caused more vomit for guess who to clean up! ME!

I know most of you are like, “Yea right, it wasn’t breathing,” Well guess what, you want to take Katie off my hands for a day or two be my guest, but don’t complain to me when she throws up every where and ruins your house. But I will say this, “I TOLD YOU SO.” And I will say it with an evil smile!

The Hearne War of 2011

My 2 little siblings were upstairs and I was downstairs with my friend. They were being to loud, so I yelled to be quiet. They of course, ignored it and continued to be loud. So I asked, “YOU WANT MONEY OR NOT!” As soon as I said money, they came downstairs. So let the bidding begin I tell myself…
My little brother and sister are a team. My brother does the money dealing because he’s smart. And my sister does the battle planning and the money stealing plans if for some reason we didn’t come to a accord of the money.
“$4.50 We’ll be quiet.” “$2.50,” I say in a final tone. “$3.00, and that is my final offer.” My brother says. I think about it for a while, I think that $2.50 is a fair price. As I am thinking, I can already see my little sister thinking of a plan. I am thinking it is a money stealing plan, but you can never be sure.” At this point, my friend is looking at us like we are weird. “No”, I say with a ordering tone. “Let the war begin”, My little brother says with a smirk….

Now before I tell you about the war, I must tell you the rules me and little siblings made up:
1: If parents come home, NEVER TELL THEM WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!!
2: Fight until one surrenders
3: No eavesdropping on opponents war plan
4: NO CHEATING!!!!
5: You only have 4 lives
6: NO CRYING!!!!
Those are the only rules of the war.

Me and my little brother decided where the war planning was going to be. We agreed that I would get the attic and he would get the patio. When we are done planning, we meet in the living room.
“Why the heck are you arguing with a 3rd grader”, my friend asked me. And that was the only thing he said during the war planning… So hear is the plan I told my friend- You (my friend) will make yourself visible to my little siblings and attack them. Aim low… And I will get my nerf gun and snipe them from my hiding point, behind the chair. And then once I shoot, all their attention will be on me and then you could finish them before they kill me. BEFORE THEY KILL ME!!!!! I only have 2 bullets… Thank god he under stood the plan!

We meet in the living room….. We get a permanent marker and put a little dash where their territory is and where my territory is. Then, the TV turned off and the war began….

Me and my friend immediately run to my room to collect our weapons- A nerf gun, and a toy sword. My friend doesn’t know this, but I know that my sister has probably made a master plan…. At exactly 4:00 me and my friend decide to go and pay $5. But I should have known better. When I got to there base, they weren’t there. We go out in a full sprint back to our base. As we are sprinting, I finally see my friend wanting to win this war. THANK GOD, I yell in my head.
We get back to our base to find every thing untouched… But….. Something just doesn’t seem right. “Let’s get our weapons and”– “Shut Up”, I told him. “They could have inserted a camera in here somewhere…. That must be what my sis was thinking.” “Look around for it,” my friend said. We looked all around and found it. It was under the bed under a bunch of blankets… Once we found it, we turned it off and went to go and find them…
We found them right as we exited our base. They hit me right on the head with a sword and I went down. My friend quickly hit him back and he ran. But my sis wasn’t with him… MY SIS WASNT WITH HIM!!! And sure enough, she had the nerf gun and blasted me with 2 bullets. 1 bullet hit me and one barely deflected off my sword. Thank you sword! My sis runs for it but I hit her with the sword on the leg. She gets up and as I am a about to hit her my brother comes to try and finish me off. I quickly fight back. My sis is still running and my friend quickly catches her and takes the nerf gun, go gets bullets and open fires…
We quickly got the bullets back and started firing at my brother. My little brother brought his pillow as a shield. So nothing touched him, until I used this distraction to hit him twice in the leg. My little sister jumps on me and my friend shoots her twice and she is dead… My little brother only has one life left. Then, he runs back to his room and comes back out with a fully loaded nerf gun. 50 bullets on rapid fire. He starts rapid firing and one has hit me in the head and I move in to my room behind the wall. I hear the firing stop and at that moment, I know my friend has died…

“I still have 4 more bullets,” my brother told me. I run out with my nerf gun with 2 bullets and my sword and run out and just hoped to wing it. “Arggggggggggg,” I yelled. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM… The bullets swish past me surprisingly. My little brother was to haughty to think that he could aim. That the bullets were just going to magically hit me. I then point the gun at his face and shoots him with both bullets. (I’m surprised he didn’t duck!)

Family

I have the best parents ever!!!! The cook for me and the pay for me to play soccer. And my soccer costs like $600 a year and plus the money u need for my tournaments is $200. So my parents spend nearly $800 for me to play soccer. The only reason my parents and the team parents have to pay that much money is because me and my team is on one of the best and most competitive team in our age group. Although we don’t do very well in our games, me and my team is still considered to a very competitive team. (I don’t mean to be cocky, but my team would be the worst team in the league if it weren’t for me making all the saves.)

If you are in my English class, then you know how I feel about my little siblings… Rotten, dumb, vindictive, and vexing. But, at the same time, smart. There is only one reason why I let my siblings live is because they are somewhat useful… I can get them to stay out of my room for money. This is usually the way I keep them quiet and peaceful. ( If that is even possible)

Well that is my family.

Homework

I know that homework is supposed to help you, but homework is the world’s most common bully! Homework bully’s the kids. Not the kids bully the kids! Every day since the first day of middle school, I haven’t been able to go outside to play with my friends when I get home because of MORE AND MORE HOMEWORK!!! CURSE HOMEWORK!!!! I bet that whoever invented homework was someone who REALLY HATED KIDS…
If it weren’t for that weird person who hated kids, I might be able to actually get a decent night’s sleep.

Essay

My team has just given away the ball. The other team is dribbling down the field with the ball and they cross it into the box. At this point, I am just looking at the ball. Not thinking about anything but the ball. Even when the team parents for my team is yelling,”WIN THE BALL STEPHEN,” (Stephen is a person who is on my soccer team at this time,) It was like I was deaf…. I remember not even thinking about the score of the game and how me and my team needed to win this game. In fact, you could say that I wasn’t even thinking about anything. I was only watching the ball coming into the box.
And the ball is going in the box. I go to where the ball is going. Naturally as a goalkeeper, you would think that the ball is going to be shot with power into my near post…… Read my entire essay to find out what happens…….

Manchester United

Manchester United is one of the best soccer teams that ever walked on Earth. They were founded in 1875. They started out being a factory that played futball (soccer) on the weekends. They would play against other factories and businesses.That was considered division 7.

There are 8 divisions in England. The top one was division 1. At the time, division 1 was really good. Now it is really bad. Now, the top league in England is called the Barclays Premier League. Below that is Champions League. Below that is Champions League 2. And below that is division 1. So, yea, division 1 today, is horrible.

Manchester United started getting better and better. They moved up from Division 7, to Division 6, all the way to Division 1. Some where around the 50’s, they made the Champions League 2, Champions League, and Barclays Premier League. They picked teams to play in the Champions League 2, Champions League, and the Barclays Premier League. Manchester United got picked to play in the Barclays Premier League. They started out loosing and tieing there games and always barley avoiding relegation. That means that you go down a league. That lasted for about 20 years and then Manchester United got one of the best managers in futball (soccer) history….Sir Alex Fergison.

He got knited in the late 80’s. After he was hired, Manchester United started winning the Barclays Premier League constantly.
Here is a little video of all the great goals Manchester United had thanks to Sir Alex Firgison…

Why the USA Would Hate Soccer

Soccer in all countries is a very popular sport. It is popular in the USA, but not as popular in other countries like England, Italy, Germany, Sweden, even Coasta Rica. 1/2 of Americans play soccer in the USA.

But the reason more people don’t play soccer in the USA is because soccer players sometimes fall down easy. And the main reason why is because they are up by one point in the 88th minute and they want to just wast time to get the game over with. They do this because in soccer there are a lot of late goals. There are a lot of late goals because the defense sees that there is only 1 or 2 more minutes left in the game, so the defense will get lazy and leave gaps open for attackers to play a through ball to a player on his team. And then that player gets a easy 1 on 1 with the goalkeeper. And 96% of the time, he/her scores.

Another reason why USA would hate soccer, is because people think that there is no physical contact in the game. Well watch this and re think that…